Saturday, March 27, 2010

Press Release: Russia Quick to Take Action.


By order of Vladimir Putin and Dmitri Medvedev, the leaders of the Russian Federation, the Russian military and armed forces have been ordered on full alert.

“Russian military forces are assuming combat positions in the Central Asian CIS states. The Russian Airforce has taken to the sky and the Navy to the sea. Rocket forces stand ready. The beast has awoken, and these fools shall feel his might. Urrah!” Putin and Medvedev said. “We will defeat this threat to the state to ensure our safety, and we encourage others to do the same. раз, два, левой”

This is a dangerous situation, given Russia’s emphasis on security.

The response from the Russian Federation has already been condemmed by the Republic of Turkey.

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