Russian Federation still sore from it's past.

By Jeremy Bojangles, Washington DC

The Russian Federation seems to be feeling sore during a Security Council meeting on March 27th. In the previous days the delegate continuously reminded the Council of how countries performed during the World Wars.

During the meeting today, the delegate reminds Colombia of its struggles when the Soviet Union fell and seems to think all countries must struggle as it has in order to prove itself. In reply to these continual references to the past, Pakistan stated that the Russian Federation should "cry me a river, and build a bridge, and get over it." This statement was unanimously agreed on by the Security Council showed by striking their tables in support.

The Russian Federation stated early on Friday morning that Stalin was a "butcher". However the policies he is supporting are beginning to turn very Stalin-esque. The Security Council should tread lightly while the Russian Federation's Stalin-esque delegate complains and whines about the past.